Are you a Two-Pot Screamer?

I've just read an article about Australian slang, which unfortunately is in decline, so I decided to see what drink-related phrases from Down Under I could find. Quite a few were similar to British phrases, such as 'shout' for 'round', but here is a selection of the most colourful:

• Neck oil: beer.
• Amber fluid: beer.
• Skull: down your drink in one.
• Counter lunch, or Countery: pub lunch.
• Bottle-o: liquor shop.
• Buck's night: stag party.
• Tinny: can of beer.
• Roadie: a beer bought to take away.
• Two-pot screamer - someone who can't hold their drink. A pot is a half-pint glass.
• Booze bus: police van used for random breath testing for alcohol.
• Spiffed: drunk.
• Chockers: drunk.
• Gutful of piss: drunk, as in "he's got a gutful of piss".
• Butcher: small glass of beer in South Australia (because a butcher can sneak off for a swift half while in work).
• Schooie, or Schooey: a schooner of beer.
• Longneck, or Tallie: a very large (750ml) bottle of beer.
• Middy: 285 ml beer glass in New South Wales.
• Turps: alcoholic drink (also turpentine).
• Mouth like the bottom of a cocky's cage: a dry mouth, especially after drinking or smoking (a cocky is a cockatoo).

And finally:

• Durry: tobacco, cigarette.
• Chunder: vomit.
• Liquid laugh: vomit.

It all tends to make "Fancy a pint?" seem quite bland, doesn't it?